Eatin' all that scrapple's gonna
kill ya, he said as if I wasn't already
dying of natural aging. Look,
I'm at a time on this declining
planet when quality of life
trumps quantity of life without
exception. Your have your little
pleasures, I have mine. Nothing
faces the impending daily onslaught
of bad news like scrapple for
breakfast. So give me a break. On the Titanic a fat man on
a diet decided to eat a candy bar.
I would have encouraged him
to eat several. | 
